So.. Now What?
The election, reflections, and connections.
Well, it happened. Trump won. And there goes my life savings that I bet on a Jill Stein victory.
How the **** did this happen… again?! Let’s take a look at the numbers.
An electoral map from my hometown, Triscuit, PA.
Electoral data like these are almost impossible to understand, even after so many days.
What went wrong? Well, I figured it out but due to social anxiety I am ughhh, I am just unable to share those figures.
An image I curated that answers the question, What if Tulsi Gabbard was flying over female yoga practitioners over an electoral map?
Generally speaking, in this election voters tended to be zero-value losers who needed to be corrected at a young age, but it’s far too late now. On the other hand non-voters are the same but are either 1) addicted to marijuana or 2) busy working 15 jobs just to be able to buy a bag of rice for their 99 children (been there!)
This is the kind of voter that Democratic Strategists aimed to win over in this election. Their strategy definitely paid off !
Now, after the election I needed to do a little research, so I reached out to my team at Stanford to help me conduct thousands of door to door, door on door, and under-the-stall interviews. Here’s what we’ve learned.
Marijuana addicts were split 1/3 Trump, 1/3 Harris, 1/3 Me/Other 3rd Party Geniuses
White YouTuber couples skewed Trump.
Kamala Harris needs $25 from working families and indebted students so that we can send her to the same Losers rehabilitation center that Amy McGrath was sent to.
Gamers did not vote, choosing instead to devote time to the virtual realm where their actions yield fast, measurable results, a sense of deep personal impact, and fulfillment that a single vote will never match.
I voted for myself in 4 states.
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Let’s stand up for each other, work hard where we can to help progress our political goals, and send Kamala our excess funds (due to Trump’s flourishing economy).
Yep ;) I am ready for 2016 round two.